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Osmond Cabrera lxpc at treeoilsindia.com
Thu Jul 12 11:14:17 EEST 2007


Vision Airships Global Expansion!

BANGKOK, THAILAND, Jul 09, 2007 (MARKET WIRE via COMTEX) - Vision
Airships Inc. (PINKSHEETS: VPSN) - The company wishes to announce that
it has finalized arrangements for funding for its global expansion.

Check out the news and get on VPSN first thing Thursday!

WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? If it burns
when it goes on it's probably anti-persparant.

Here are some fun ways to do it. Don't get me wronge, that's not all a
video card does, but it is one of the actions.
When they say "Will that be all? For mad scientists who keep brains in
jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for
freshness? That is to say hold in the urge to burst out laughing.
Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in
the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
Tame a monkey and train it to steal food from the production crew.
I can only guess that pointing out ones ignorance creates anger. For
instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head. Put an extra
edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread". Observation: One has to
be particularly vile to say "Ni" to an old woman. Which makes me wonder,
did the big one get out and knock the broom over to trap the smaller?

Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in
the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying
forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
Fact: It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas. What if
that survivor was me?
Laptop "travel mice" cause stress on the hand. Because people always
walk into my store and ask for competitors products. The store is empty
so you think lunchtime.

Fact: An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Suggestion: An apple thrown at the doctor would work as well.

Observation: The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Your mouse
should fit into your hand comfortably and should not be too small.
That is to say hold in the urge to burst out laughing. "You got to find
somebody who likes the same stuff. What the hell is wrong with this
racoon? Traditional connectors are analogue, a video card converts the
digital signals in your computer to an analogue signal to be transmitted
to your monitor. Fact: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during
the examination.



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